I am moving to Vermont as soon as global warming fixes the whole painfully-cold-winter problem

We spent 5 days in Brattleboro, Vermont. It was fantabulous. It was their first warm weather of the season, and it was 80 degrees and sunny the whole time we were there. With big patches of slowly melting snow everywhere. We took the train there and back:


Then we rented a car and drove around all the little villages and cheese factories and second-hand bookstores and petting farms.