Playtime

There are blocks, and then there are blocks. You know what I mean? Sometimes an anatomically correct rubber german sheperd is just an anatomically correct rubber german sheperd. Sometimes a blue, block-eating plastic elephant is just a blue, block-eating plastic elephant. And sometimes, they're more. Sometimes, they're a whole city of block-eating animals that are getting cozy (co-see, mama! co-see doggie!) under the blankets on the bed. The doggie lies down with the elephant, who lies down with the blocks. Co-see, mama. Co-see doggie, efant eat blocks. Yay!

"Helping"

Oh, thanks for picking up the hose, P. Can you help Mama out by pointing it at those plants?


Haha, very funny. Turn around. Point it at the plants. At the plants. Not at Mama.


Sigh.