When P-roc grows up, he's going to have a punk rock band, he has informed us. Tonight at the dinner table, he sang us some of his songs. One of them is going to be called "Babel fish". I wrote down some of the lyrics:
"Babel fish is babbling and it sounds like Chinese!
A babel fish is big and a babel fish is strong!
It has a ray gun and it lives... in the... LAWN!"
"My band name is called Pine Marten Luther King," he said. "My OTHER band is Apricot Ham Lincoln Logs. One of that band's songs is called 'Cave of Skulls'."
Cave of Skulls
"This is the cave of skulls!
Babies are yelling at you!
This is hilarious!
And you are doing push-ups!
You get to the cave of skulls!
And there is a bunch of skulls lying in a pile!"
We'll think he'll make it big some day. Like most punk rock bands.